Monday, February 27, 2012

A series of unfortunate events

So there I was... about ready to leave my friends house after a lovely day at the beach. I was making sure that I had everything even asking her to double check.  She agreed I was all good and there I went on my merry little way.  I was driving my newer car, the 1981 Benz, as opposed to the 1975 VW bus that had crapped out on me earlier that morning.  I made it about half way home when I realized that I had not only forgotten my wallet, but I had also forgotten my tooth!  I reached for my phone to let my friend know when suddenly it decided to die.  That sucks I think to myself as take a deep breath and keep driving.  Next, I feel that feeling I know all too well these days.  That chugga lugga chug chug and realize that my car is about to die.  Sure enough... it does just that.  Now, normally this wouldn't be that shitty of a situation, but as you are fully aware of, I am far from normal, and now even further from normal as I am now stranded on the side of the road carless, phoneless, walletless, and let's not forget toothless!  Oh, and I should also mention my surfboard is strapped to the top of the car and it's dark outside.

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